Jane took her cat up on the roof
to teach him how to fly.
She grabbed his tail, swung him around,
and launched him in the sky.
He flew up high above the clouds;
he flew right past a plane.
He did some loops and fancy stunts
which made the birds complain.
And still today he flies around
up in the sky so grand,
for one thing Jane forgot to do —
was teach him how to land!