Nancy Jenkins always lies;
Mary Saunders always cries.
Billy Grover is a cheat;
Andrew Sage has great, big feet.
Sally Green thinks she’s just great;
Doug Frey’s always running late.
Danny Day, well, he’s too tall;
Alice Johnson’s just too small.
Larry Prichard sucks his thumb;
Jackie Thompson’s really dumb.
Looking round it’s plain to see
the only perfect one is me!