They said this baby would be fun.
They said that we would play,
but so far all this baby does
is sleep most of the day.
At times, this baby smells quite bad.
At times, he sure does spit.
At times, he has a crying jag.
At times, he throws a fit.
I guess that some mistake’s been made
and my folks must regret,
they ever brought this baby home
instead of some nice pet.