Goldilocks

I really don’t like Goldilocks —

she’s rotten to the core.

She broke into the Three Bears’ house

and broke laws by the score.

She wolfed down someone else’s food —

that’s theft, make no mistake!

And vandalism was her crime

when Baby’s chair did break.

Sleeping in another’s bed

was tasteless and just rude.

No wonder when the bears returned

grumpy was their mood.

I don’t know how that evil child

escaped from those three bears.

She should have been arrested then

and not fled down the stairs.

So Goldilocks is on the loose —

I warn you to beware.

It’s wise to take my good advice —

just ask poor Baby Bear!