My brother likes to spy on me
cause Dean’s a little brat,
so one day, I decided
I’d fix that little rat!
My friend, Tommy, helped me plan
the way that I’d get even.
Dean would overhear us talk,
so he would be believin’.
Tom and I went to my room
cause we knew Dean was hiding.
Yes, down beneath my double bed,
Rat Dean was residing.
We settled down to have our chat
once I’d closed the door.
It was the time that I’d prepared
to even up the score.
“I sure miss Mars,” I said to Tom.
He said, “I miss it too.
Our invasion’s going well.
The Earthlings have no clue.”
I said, “We Martians are too smart
to ever be revealed,
because inside of human beings,
we are now concealed.”
“I sure miss eating bugs,” I said.
Tom said, “I miss that too.”
“But,” I said and slyly smiled,
“I’m snacking on a shoe.”
“I miss flying like a bird,”
said Tom, “but we’ll soon soar
throughout these skies and everywhere,
that’s once we’ve won the war.”
I said, “The Earthlings sure are doomed.
For them — it is the grave,
because we Martians are so smart
and we are truly brave.”
Mom called, “Lunch!” about that time,
and Tommy got lunch too,
so we sat down to eat our meal,
but Dean was not in view.
Soon enough, Rat Dean appeared,
looking white and scared.
Tom and I just smiled at him,
and at us, he just stared.
Dean told Mom what we had said,
crying as he did.
She made me tell him that I lied,
suspecting that he hid.
Now Dean cannot go in my room.
Mom said — it’s not his place!
And I can tell Dean wonders still
if I’m from outer space!