
Dennis had a trampoline
which really was a shame,
and maybe, when I think of it,
his parents were to blame.
They knew their boy was quite a brat
and reckless as could be,
so giving him a trampoline
was dumb — you must agree.
Of course, the boy jumped far too high
and landed on a roof,
and Dennis thought this wonderful
because the boy’s a goof.
Of course, he saw the chimney there
and so climbed right inside,
and dropped into the fireplace
where Dennis soon was spied.
Naturally, the police were called,
and Dennis went to jail.
Naturally, to get him out,
his parents posted bail.
Of course, his folks were quite upset
as any folks would be.
They took away the trampoline.
Good move — you must agree.
Because the boy was still so young,
the charges soon were dropped,
and cause there was no trampoline,
his crime spree had been stopped.
But cause his folks love Dennis lots,
not wanting to be mean,
they bought their boy a great big drone
since he can’t trampoline.
OMG! It just gets scarier and scarier! Dennis is gonna go to Juvie for sure!
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Oh, dear! That Denny. I’m sure he’ll only use the drone for educational purposes.
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Well, that’s certainly what I think too, Herb. 😊
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