“Boy Logic”
A cocker spaniel
and a poodle
make a cockapoo.
Which means
a goat
and a squirrel
make a girl.
Children’s Poetry and Other Things
“Boy Logic”
A cocker spaniel
and a poodle
make a cockapoo.
Which means
a goat
and a squirrel
make a girl.
One time I crossed a cow with a lawn cutting machine and got a lawnmooer.
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Oh Herb….I can’t believe you resorted to the old lawnmooer joke. I’ll bet autocorrect tried to change it to mower for you just like it tried to for me just now. (I’ve got to admit, lawn mooer Is hilarious.Good one.)
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Auto correct cracks me up. It can be dangerous, though.
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You’re in Colorado, right? I have a first cousin in that state.
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Yes ma’am. Colorado Springs.
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He’s in Cortez. Is that far from you?
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I just checked it out and it is over 6 hours.
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It’s about 350 miles from the springs on the other side of the mountains near-ish to the Four Corners area. Over normal terrain on normal roads it would be about 7 hours. Through the mountains it would be longer. And I think that ot get there (I’m not positive) you’d have to cross the Continental Divide over Wolf Creek Pass. There was a humorous song about driving it by the same name. https://youtu.be/R-xqfqcgNAE
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Your poem has my mind reeling with ideas for other word combinations!!!
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