Tummy Flu

I really have a tummy ache;

I guess it’s tummy flu.

I’m on my back and groaning lots —

that’s all that I can do.

Thank heavens that I skipped my lunch

and only ate a snack,

cause two whole hours later,

that darn bug did attack.

My snack was just potato chips,

some ice cream, and some cake,

and then I washed down popcorn

with a little chocolate shake.

The corn chips and the chocolate bars —

I only ate a few.

Yes, I’m sure glad I skipped my lunch

before I got this flu!