Rules really get me down; they make my life a drag, ‘cause rules make the grown-ups tense, and make the grown-ups nag. Say “please” and “thanks” and “pardon me”; chew quietly as able. Don’t ever stare at other folks; no elbows on the table. At school, walk and never run; in class, don’t talk withContinue reading “Rules”
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Revenge
I’m watering the garden on orders from my dad. I’m soaking all the carrots and really feeling glad. The water’s like a sabre I’m flashing high and low, and while the sun is shining, the water sure does glow. But now I see my sister who’s with her stupid friend who always looks at meContinue reading “Revenge”
Babysitting Ted
Last night I went to babysit a little boy named Ted, and everything went really well ‘til I said, “Time for bed.” Ted looked at me and shouted, “No!” and then ran from the room. I called his name, got no response — my mood, now one of gloom. To the kitchen I then wentContinue reading “Babysitting Ted”
Encouragement
My sister’s learning how to cook; Mom makes us eat each meal, and cause Meg needs “encouragement”, we can’t say what we feel. Dinner used to be a time when I’d relax and eat, because my mom’s the greatest cook, so each meal was a treat. My sister’s meals are not like Mom’s, despite theContinue reading “Encouragement”
Artistic Pursuits
Kenny was a drummer and he was only four; that’s why when once you heard him, you hoped to hear no more. He had no sense of rhythm, but thought he sounded good, and so he played as loudly as his drum set could. He crashed and banged each hour, so happy in his youth,Continue reading “Artistic Pursuits”
Cleaning My Room
The reason that I’m mad today is cause my mom won’t let me play until my room is neat and clean. That’s why I think my mom is mean. And so I’m standing by my bed; my piles of junk fill me with dread. What to do with all this stuff makes my decisions reallyContinue reading “Cleaning My Room”
Next Christmas
We’re taking down our Christmas tree cause holidays are done. Tomorrow is a school day which means I won’t have fun. I won’t be watching Christmas shows. I won’t be sleeping late. I won’t be eating candy canes. My days won’t feel that great. I hope the time won’t be too long. I hope theContinue reading “Next Christmas”
New Year’s Resolutions
My New Year’s Resolutions, are right here on this list, and judging by the number, there’s nothing that I’ve missed. I’ve said I’ll walk the dog each day and pick up all his poo. I’ve vowed I’ll get my homework done and even study too. I’ve promised I’ll no longer tease my little brother, Jake.Continue reading “New Year’s Resolutions”
My Sandwich
I made myself a sandwich and cause I thought I could make the best one ever with all things that taste good. I put those things on white bread because I love each one — mustard, pickles, relish, and honey, just for fun. I loaded on some slices of good old cheddar cheese and ranContinue reading “My Sandwich”
Other Things 24 – Poemlet 18
“The Magic Running Shoes” My mom bought me new runners, and they’re the brightest blue. I also think they’re magic — there’s nothing they can’t do! I’ve noticed that they make me run faster through my days, and when I’m playing baseball, I make the greatest plays. It really is exciting to have these runningContinue reading “Other Things 24 – Poemlet 18”
