My mother’s trying to potty train
my little brother, Bob,
but when she sits him on the pot,
he will not do the job.
He sits until my mom decides
the time must not be right.
His big boy pants are then pulled up,
which fills him with delight.
It’s after Bob goes off to play
that nature starts to call,
and from the way the boy reacts,
he does not hear at all.
So after just a little bath,
Bob’s on the pot once more,
and my mom sits and watches him —
which is an awful bore.
I know my mom will win this war
though patience will be strained.
She has the right experience,
for I am potty-trained.
The Lonely Meatball 
It drives our Mums quite dotty
when training for the potty
and every Mum should know
kids oft refuse to go!
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Clever man!
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Thank you.
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As a mother of three children – potty training before the child is ready is a waste of time!
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Does that mean you learned the hard way?
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The first child is the ‘hard way’. The rest are much easier – usually.
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Patience is the key…much patience.
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No s_ _ _! (Sorry. Couldn’t resist.)
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🤣😂
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