I have to walk our great big dog
whose name is Mr. Wag,
and since I am a little kid,
he takes me for a drag.
Waggy drags me down the street,
then drags me to the park,
and as we go from tree to tree,
at other dogs, he’ll bark.
These daily walks are not much fun,
though Wag would not agree,
and I’ll survive them, I expect,
if cats he does not see.