The Tooth Fairy impresses me
with all that she can do.
How she can keep track of our teeth —
I haven’t got a clue.
But more than this, I wonder how
she sneaks up to my bed
and, in a twinkling, takes my tooth
from right beneath my head.
The biggest mystery of them all
is this — you must agree —
what does she do with all those teeth
that she has bought from me?