Our pillow fight was lots of fun;
at least, it was at first.
In fact, we laughed hysterically
until our pillows burst.
Feathers filled my brother’s room
where we had had our fight.
Yes, cause of feathers everywhere,
the whole room turned to white.
And when we opened up the door,
some feathers filled the hall,
and then more floated down the stairs,
and that sure wasn’t all.
The family room and kitchen too
by feathers were consumed,
and when we saw them everywhere,
we knew that we were doomed.
When from the store, our mom returned,
she nearly lost her mind,
cause feathers floated everywhere,
so thick — she was half-blind!
I won’t describe what happened next,
but no doubt you can guess.
In the end, we had to clean
that truly horrible mess.
And so I must warn every kid
who wants to pillow fight.
For a month, once homework’s done,
you’ll vacuum every night!