
My mom asked me to clean my room
and I just said, “No way!”
I got so mad I packed a bag —
I thought I’d run away.
So here I am with bag in hand
a block from my front lawn.
I packed a book and Ted, my bear,
and my mom knows I’m gone.
I told her I was leaving home.
She said, “I’ll miss you, Jack.”
I told her I was sick of home
and that I won’t be back.
She said she’d leave the door unlocked
in case I change my mind.
I told her not to look for me
cause me, she’d never find!
She said, “I guess you’ve made your choice.
I guess this is good-bye.”
But what surprised me most of all is —
she didn’t even cry!
I slammed the door when I left home
cause that sure makes her mad,
but now that I’m a block from home,
I just feel kind of sad.
The trouble is I’m scared of dogs;
I’m scared of big kids too,
and some of them I’m sure to meet
and then — what will I do?
I wish that I had thought of this
before I ran away,
cause if I go back to my house,
I’m not sure what to say.
There’s no doubt I’ll feel stupid!
I know I’ve acted mean,
so I suppose I’ll have to say
that now — my room I’ll clean!