To prove my love to Laura Woods,
she made me eat a worm.
She pulled a fat one from the dirt —
you should have seen it squirm!
“If you love me,” Laura said,
“you’ll eat it, I’m quite sure.”
She brushed a little dirt from it —
the next part is a blur!
I took that worm from Laura Woods
and opened my mouth wide
and then remember nothing more,
no matter how I’ve tried.
Laura said I ate the worm
to prove my love was true,
but why I ever loved that girl —
now I have no clue!