I really don’t like Goldilocks —
she’s rotten to the core.
She broke into the Three Bears’ house
and broke laws by the score.
She wolfed down someone else’s food —
that’s theft, make no mistake!
And vandalism was her crime
when Baby’s chair did break.
Sleeping in another’s bed
was tasteless and just rude.
No wonder when the bears returned
grumpy was their mood.
I don’t know how that evil child
escaped from those three bears.
She should have been arrested then
and not fled down the stairs.
So Goldilocks is on the loose —
I warn you to beware.
It’s wise to take my good advice —
just ask poor Baby Bear!