I really think my dog is slow,
and now I’ll tell you how I know.
Spotty just won’t chase his ball —
with it, he won’t play at all.
And if, for him, I throw a stick,
he doesn’t seem to care a lick.
He only gives his tail a wag,
while “Chase it! Chase it!” I will nag.
To the park he will not go,
and so I think he must be slow.
I guess he’s stupid as a rock —
the only thing he does is talk!
The Lonely Meatball 
Hmmm…We had a dog like that once. He’d say things like, “You just threw the ball away and you want me to go get it for you? No way, ‘pal’.” Or, “Wow. My master can throw a stick.” He caught his tail once but after that he knew better than to chase it anymore. Turns out the dog was smarter than me.
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There’s nothing like a mouthy dog!
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Now all you have to do is learn dog!
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But Spotty is using English — at least he is in my head.😊
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It appears that your brain’s translation from dog to English works, but English to dog has ceased to do so!
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I can never decide whether I prefer the dogs that fetch or the ones that are just like ‘what, do you think I’m stupid or something?’
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