My sister wrote to Santa Claus
because of things I’ve done.
She thinks I’ll make his “naughty list”.
I think those things were fun.
I squirted her with water
and I scared her really bad.
She said I wasn’t funny
and just got really mad!
And so she wrote her letter,
and mailed it that same day.
She said for all my rotten things,
I’m really going to pay.
She said, “Forget the bike you want
cause coal is what you’ll get.”
I smiled at her and laughed a bit,
then said, “That’s quite the threat!”
Her letter will make Santa laugh!
I know that and here’s why —
he’s sure to think the way I do
cause Santa’s still a guy!
And yet another Christmas repost!