Dancing in Phys. Ed.

I used to love phys.ed. at school,

but lately, I do not.

It’s cause of what we have to do;

it’s dancing that’s being taught.

With Suzy Cameron in my arms,

I know I turn beet red.

Instead of dancing with that girl,

I wish I could drop dead.

I step on Suzy’s toes a lot.

She steps on my toes too.

Why we must learn to dance at all,

I haven’t got a clue.

I never talk to her at all,

and neither do I glance.

I act as though I am alone,

the whole time that we dance.

Yes, I’ll ignore her to the end,

and here’s the reason why —

if she finds out she’s my true love,

I know that I will die!