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The Talker

Sarah talked the whole day long — that kid would not shut up. She talked so much on school days, her teachers would erupt. They’d send her to the office to talk to Mr. Green. He was, of course, the principal, and he, of course, was mean. “Why are you here?” this man would roar.Continue reading “The Talker”

Posted byAJMcGregorApril 2, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, school poemsLeave a comment on The Talker

Regrets

Last night I just couldn’t get to sleep. I tossed and turned all night, cause Santa Claus is coming soon, which fills me with great fright. You see, I’ve done some things this year that now — I sure regret, and thinking of those things I’ve done is making me now fret. I think I’llContinue reading “Regrets”

Posted byAJMcGregorApril 1, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, regrets, Santa Claus poetry2 Comments on Regrets

The Missing Bone

My dog has dug a great, big hole; he wants to hide his bone. His tail is wagging happily — he thinks that he’s alone. I see him drop his bone inside; he thinks it won’t be found. But I intend to take that bone when Spotty’s not around. Soon Spot will dig the gardenContinue reading “The Missing Bone”

Posted byAJMcGregorMarch 31, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, dog poems, humor, HumourLeave a comment on The Missing Bone

The Lonely Meatball

One meatball sits upon my plate, a lonely, little guy. His meatball friends have gone away; I’ll bet he knows not why. The noodle hill was washed right down by my huge glass of milk. The sauce was sure the deepest red, so rich — and smooth as silk. This meatball is the lucky one;Continue reading “The Lonely Meatball”

Posted byAJMcGregorMarch 30, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, meatballs8 Comments on The Lonely Meatball

Big Nose

My brother told me yesterday that if I tell a lie, my nose will grow and get just huge and so I’d best not try. I’ve thought of nothing else since then and sure am feeling sad because I’ve finally realized — I just can’t trust my dad!

Posted byAJMcGregorMarch 29, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, nose poemsLeave a comment on Big Nose

The Doubter

There was a boy who liked to doubt whatever teachers talked about. He doubted two and two was four; he doubted three and three was more. He raised an eyebrow when he heard the ostrich is the biggest bird. He disbelieved that some squirrels fly; he said it was a great big lie. He doubtedContinue reading “The Doubter”

Posted byAJMcGregorMarch 28, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, school poems2 Comments on The Doubter

The Sleepwalker

My brother sleepwalks every night, but something bout it isn’t right. The doctor says we must not try to interfere — I don’t know why. The sleeping boy, just looking fine, escapes his bed each night at nine and to the TV he will go and always finds a favourite show. He then will getContinue reading “The Sleepwalker”

Posted byAJMcGregorMarch 28, 2020March 30, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:children’s poetry, humor, sleep-walkingLeave a comment on The Sleepwalker

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