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The Riot at the North Pole

The elves were working overtime and all were getting tense, and that’s the reason all of them just seemed to lose all sense. It’s hard to say what lit the spark that made the elves explode, but all lost tempers, all at once, and angry words just flowed. Tim called Bob a little jerk, andContinue reading “The Riot at the North Pole”

The Christmas Concert

The Christmas concert sure was fun though Miss Blake’s still upset. Because so many things went wrong, she’s not recovered yet. The truth is Clarence is a pain so got what he deserved, and since that evening, Clarence has been thoroughly unnerved. Clarence Henry was the star of Miss Blake’s Christmas play. She said hisContinue reading “The Christmas Concert”

Our Kitten Climbed the Christmas Tree

Our kitten climbed the Christmas tree, and then he just went mad, batting lights and ornaments. That kitten sure was bad! He chewed some tinsel, ruining it, but we couldn’t reach the brat, and so his rampage just went on while Mom kept screaming, “Scat!” Soon he reached the angel’s branch, the topper on ourContinue reading “Our Kitten Climbed the Christmas Tree”

The Letter To Santa

My sister wrote to Santa Claus because of things I’ve done. She thinks I’ll make his “naughty list”. I think those things were fun. I squirted her with water and I scared her really bad. She said I wasn’t funny and just got really mad! And so she wrote her letter, and mailed it thatContinue reading “The Letter To Santa”

The Dentist

I’m going to the dentist which kind of makes me ill. I’m worried that he’ll find a tooth that he thinks he should fill. Mom says I shouldn’t worry cause I have had no pain, but I can’t stop that dental drill from buzzing in my brain. If I don’t get a filling, I’m goingContinue reading “The Dentist”

Vegetables

I have a problem with my mom at every evening meal. She says I must eat vegetables no matter how I feel. I tell her celery makes me feel my hair is made of string, and that spinach, beans, and corn make my toenails sting. Potatoes make my left ear itch, tomatoes make me sleep,Continue reading “Vegetables”

In My Imagination

In my imagination, I’m tall and really fit, and people all around me think I’m quite a wit. I drive a car that’s really fast! I’m handsome as can be, and cause I am so wonderful, most wish that they were me. Those things, of course, can’t happen, but still I have a lot —Continue reading “In My Imagination”

Popping Popcorn

Popcorn’s an exciting treat and popping it is quite a feat. Kernels in the popper go, where heating them is rather slow. But then – KABOOM! KABANG! KAPOW! I watch the kernels and think ”Wow!” Their transformation is a sight from hard and gold to soft and white. I then eat popcorn really fast causeContinue reading “Popping Popcorn”

My Homer

I really should have studied for this test today, but what I did instead of that was go outside and play. I thought I’d play a short while, and then I’d read my book, and so I went down to the park to have a little look. The guys were playing baseball and so IContinue reading “My Homer”

Green

Ashley is the strangest kid that you have ever seen. The reason is the girl’s obsession with the colour green. Her socks and shoes and all her clothes are green as green can be. When looking at her books and pens, yes, green is all you see. Her pillows, sheets, her bedspread too, her rug,Continue reading “Green”