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Sisterhood

My sister’s home from college and that sure makes me smile, because I know her secret — I’ve known it for a while. I told her that I’d seen it, her little tattooed rose, but both my folks know nothing. It’s underneath her clothes. My sister now plays Barbies with me, from three to four,Continue reading “Sisterhood”

Posted byAJMcGregorDecember 15, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, sisterhood11 Comments on Sisterhood

Writer’s Block

I have to write a story for Mrs. Burton’s class, and if I don’t write something, I won’t receive a pass. And so I think my story will be about a spy, or maybe a magician, or maybe just some guy. Or maybe I will write about some little pigs, and they will build someContinue reading “Writer’s Block”

Posted byAJMcGregorDecember 10, 2020December 11, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, school poems, writer’s block2 Comments on Writer’s Block

Dancing in Phys. Ed.

I used to love phys.ed. at school, but lately, I do not. It’s cause of what we have to do; it’s dancing that’s being taught. With Suzy Cameron in my arms, I know I turn beet red. Instead of dancing with that girl, I wish I could drop dead. I step on Suzy’s toes aContinue reading “Dancing in Phys. Ed.”

Posted byAJMcGregorDecember 8, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:children’s poetry, dancing, humor, Humour, school poems4 Comments on Dancing in Phys. Ed.

Boo!

The front hall closet’s where I’m hid, behind a winter coat, and as I stand here quietly, I know that soon I’ll gloat. You see, my sister, yesterday, scared me half to death. I vowed that I’d get even, once I’d caught my breath. She laughed and called me “Scaredy-cat”. I yelled and said, “You’llContinue reading “Boo!”

Posted byAJMcGregorDecember 4, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:ambushing, children’s poetry, humor, Humour10 Comments on Boo!

Little Bob

Little Bob was quite the boy. His favourite thing was to annoy anyone who was around, and annoy them he was bound. He loved to hiccup really loud and of his hiccups — he seemed proud! These hiccups truly were not fact, cause Little Bob put on an act. At school, Bob was just aContinue reading “Little Bob”

Posted byAJMcGregorDecember 1, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:brats, children’s poetry, humor, Humour, school poems7 Comments on Little Bob

Tummy Flu

I really have a tummy ache; I guess it’s tummy flu. I’m on my back and groaning lots — that’s all that I can do. Thank heavens that I skipped my lunch and only ate a snack, cause two whole hours later, that darn bug did attack. My snack was just potato chips, some iceContinue reading “Tummy Flu”

Posted byAJMcGregorNovember 27, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, influenza2 Comments on Tummy Flu

The Biggest Tooth

I was really mad today and here’s the reason why. The Tooth Fairly just didn’t show up and that sure made me cry. The biggest tooth I ever grew fell out right after dinner, and since that darn tooth was so big, I knew I had a winner. I’d thought of all the stuff I’dContinue reading “The Biggest Tooth”

Posted byAJMcGregorNovember 24, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, Tooth Fairy9 Comments on The Biggest Tooth

“Our Bad Puppy”

Benny’s our new puppy, and he’s been really bad. While watching him this morning, I went to help my dad. That puppy went just crazy, all throughout our home, cause I forgot to pen him, so what he did was roam. He went into the family room and pooed right on the floor and thatContinue reading ““Our Bad Puppy””

Posted byAJMcGregorNovember 20, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:children’s poetry, humor, Humour, puppy poetry12 Comments on “Our Bad Puppy”

The Bad Haircut

I got a haircut yesterday and now I wear a cap. The barber seemed to lose his mind — his barber chair, my trap! I said, “Just take a little off.” He said, “Okay, will do.” So on my phone, I played a game and didn’t, the process, view. At last the man said, “I’mContinue reading “The Bad Haircut”

Posted byAJMcGregorNovember 17, 2020Posted inPoetry, UncategorizedTags:bad haircuts, Children’s, humor, Humour6 Comments on The Bad Haircut

The Camping Trip

My family had a camping trip, but things did not go well. It was a first for all of us as anyone could tell. No doubt it would have been quite fun — had there been no storm, and had the tent not sprung a leak, and if it had been warm. No doubt weContinue reading “The Camping Trip”

Posted byAJMcGregorNovember 13, 2020Posted inPoetryTags:camping, children’s poetry, humor, Humour7 Comments on The Camping Trip

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